While in NYC, RJB and I were very excited to visit the MOMA. So excited we (I) even studied the website before the trip. The MOMA boasts several famous works, including the well-known Starry Night. However, we were excited for the nice collection of Rothkos and Pollocks. When we descended upon the MOMA gift shop at the end of our visit, we dug around the print section. We got a nice copy of Starry Night for the bedroom (colors work well the our bedding and lets face it, what a better room for Starry Night?), and a fancy French-printed Rothko No. 10.
The prints sat for a few weeks. Based upon the measurements given on the wrappers, finding premade frames proved to be fruitless. So we finally took them to Michaels for professional framing. This presented to us shocking moments number 1 and number 2. We unrolled the prints from the fancy MOMA tube. And the Rothko took the ENTIRE tabletop in the framing section. Frame-guy looked slightly taken aback. We looked slightly embarrassed, not having realized the magnitude of this size (well, good thing we have super high loft ceilings, right? Good thing we really like the colors in the No. 10. See, aren't you glad we didn't get the Pollock that we thought was really big?).
Due to the sheer size of No. 10, a glass front was not an option because it would be much too heavy and too expensive. Additionally, we had to get a simplified frame in order to fray costs. And there comes shock number 2. The cost. Poster - $50. Frame - well, about what I paid for 1 month of rent as a new associate (at this point, RJB looked like he was about vomit, while I was saying, well, what else are we going to do? remember those high ceilings? And look, we are getting 50% off, right?). We decided to move forward with the frame and vowed to be more respectful to print size before making a future print purchase.
Fastforward two weeks. Ring Ring! Your frames are ready sir! Yay! We happily go first to the hardware store to get more picture hangers (you don't really think this thing will weigh 100lbs? well, maybe? Ok, let's go with the 50lb picture hanging kit, but that is still a bit much). Then off to Michaels.
Starry Night comes out. Beautiful! Wow, it is slightly larger than I remembered it! It looks great in this frame! Yay Starry Night!
The beast comes out. Holy crap. Frame-guy looks at us. Not offering any help or comment. We look blankly at No. 10. Then at each other, laughing nervously. Well, guess we will take it out to the car.
Shock number 3. No. 10 appears to be larger than the Accountant's Special, our Accord sedan. Hmm. We hem and haw. And haw and hem. This is one of the few high stress, emotions running high situations RJB and I have faced together that revolved around a mere object rather than a situation. We team. There are events that occur between the parking garage and our home that we have mutually decided to never speak of outside our marriage. RJB had a case of post-traumatic stress syndrome for about 24 hours (just don't think about it! put it out of your mind!). We both had sore limbs the following day. (dead serious - no creative license here)
No. 10 now adorns our wall. For the first two or three days, one of us would stop and study it in silence. Reliving the experience? Admiring the sheer size? Sylvester checked it out the first day and now, in his own cat way, ignores its existence.
Starry Night

somehow, when you take picture of a wall in a bedroom,
it always looks like there is nothing around...when in
reality, this is a small room.

Shock number 3
This thing is as tall as I am. And we are still pondering if
the waves are due to our transport or just the sheer size
and weight of the print in the frame.